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Leaving

Arrived home from work, and the house was empty. There was a note on the TV from the wife. " Its just not working Im leaving you"
I plugged it in switched it on, nothing wrong with it.
07:54 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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eastern
How do you get an 80 year old woman say the "F" word?

Get another 80 year old woman to shout "Bingo".
08:00 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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eastern
whoops wrong box!
08:05 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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weecalf
Channel hopping maybe she went to France
09:54 Wed 31st Oct 2012

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