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I met this girl...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~at the weekend and took her home to meet my dad.

He whispered to me, "Where the f*ck did you get her from, son?!

She"s cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she"s got no teeth!

"I replied, "There"s no need to whisper, Dad. She"s deaf as well."
14:47 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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tonyav
LOL it's a gud un.
14:48 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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starone
lol!!
22:36 Sun 02nd Sep 2012

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