Selling

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well, only two left."
15:56 Tue 21st Aug 2012
 
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(I hope Mrs O sees this!!)
I think I bought one, he is sitting on the couch. Lol
Like it.
Tee-hee. lol.

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