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Q] How do you prepare a
man for brain surgery?



A] Shave his testicles.
00:58 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Canary42
Q. How do you prepare a woman for brain surgery ?

A. Establish where you're going to implant one.
07:39 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Tee hee to cupid and 'grump' to canary.
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