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Its her B/day!

Harry shows Tom a beautiful diamond ring he’s bought for his girlfriend’s birthday. ‘I thought she wanted a four-wheel drive,’ says Tom. ‘She did,’ replies Harry.
‘But where am I going to find a fake Land Rover?’
15:36 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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Kiki-frog
Teehee.
15:38 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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marval
HaHa
15:40 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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Tee-hee -lol
17:07 Fri 17th Aug 2012

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