The Gift...

An employee bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "Nope"
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"

His workers responded & said "A puppy."
14:50 Fri 17th Aug 2012
 
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Kiki-frog
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Hahaha, that's great. Well done, Jem
15:45 Fri 17th Aug 2012 Go To Best Answer

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Yes! That goes in my collection!
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Thanks BB.

jem
Good one Jem
Hahaha, that's great. Well done, Jem
ha-ha - another good one.

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