The dyslexic greyhound fancier

[Duncer]

.......................bought himself a cat flap.

Or the dyslexic alcholic?
He choked on his own Vimto

Or the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

[marval]

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

[sunny-dave]

cat flap ... very good Runced

[marval]

Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer?
He studied all year for the bra exam.

[eyethenkyew]

Groans all round!

[mike11111]

I had to think a bit about the cat flap. Like it!

[Georgiesmum]

I must confess im still trying to work out the cat flap one. I got all the rest though

[excelsior-1]

georgiesmum ----- flat cap / cat flap

[mike11111]

Spoonerism - cat flap = flat cap, trademark of a greyhound owner.

[Bambiagain]

It's a spoonerism, Georgiesmum.

[Georgiesmum]

Thanks all. I made the anagram of flat cap, but couldnt see the connection with greyhounds.

[excelsior-1]

the dyslexic insomniac athiest who lay awake all night denying the existence of a dog

[Bambiagain]

It's traditional oop North for greyhound fanciers to wear flat caps.

[magicmick]

I got there in the end lol duncer