Three babies were mixed up in the maternity ward

[lankeela]

The three fathers were asked to draw straws to choose one. The fathers were an Englishman, and Australian and a Pakistani. The Aussie drew the longest straw and went in to choose. He came out with a dark skinned baby and the other two looked at him in astonishment. He saw their faces and said 'sorry mate, one of those sprogs had to be a pommie and I wasn't taking any chances'

[lankeela]

Am I allowed to put that? Soon find out.....

[Psybbo]

LOL

[madiba]

Perfectly acceptable ! But then who am I to say ?

[marval]

lol