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My wife said to me in the bed last night.............

....................................."all the romance in this relationship is gone".


I hate her talking to me while I'm masturbating.
17:33 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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Sqad
LOL....LOL....LOL
17:35 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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marval
lol
17:35 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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DTCwordfan
lol
17:36 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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tonyav
Big LOL.
17:38 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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craft1948
But did she finish her knitting?
17:44 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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sunny-dave
Nah - she was darning her tights ...
17:48 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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Psybbo
Craft, she was feeding the rabbit
17:49 Thu 09th Aug 2012

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