Cheap Beer...

[Jemisa]

A man walks into a pub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1Penny.
"One penny?!" exclaimed the bloke The barman replied, "Yes sir."

So, the bloke glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the barman, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the man.

"10P," he replies.

"Ten Pence?!" exclaims the man

"Where's the bloke who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs in bed with my wife."

The man says, "What's he doing with YOUR wife?"

The barman replies,

"The Same as what I'm doing to his business."

[magicmick]

Drinks all round Jem good one

[Buenchico]

You're slipping Jem; that one didn't make me groan, for once!

More, please ;-)

[Jemisa]

eh!... My jokes are not groaners Mr Buenchico thankyou very much.
Perhaps your sense of humour has flown out of the window. :(

jem

[Kiki-frog]

Good one, Jem

[marval]

lol

[starone]

lol - oldie but goodie.