How Big?

A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?"

The pigmy said, "Yes."

The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?"

The pigmy said, "I killed it with my club."

The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"

The pigmy replied, "There are about two hundred of us."
20:03 Mon 06th Aug 2012
 
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That has really made my day - very funny! xx
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I aim to please
Lol that was great.
Very funny. I am glad to see that this joke is not a dinosaur itself!
Tee-hee - clean too!

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