Knickers

[marval]

A customs officer decided to search the luggage of three young women waiting to board a plane at Heathrow.

The first was from London.

"I see you have seven pairs of knickers in your luggage, Miss," the customs officer said to her.

"That’s right," she replied. "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Seven."

Next he searched the luggage of a young lady from Paris.

"So, you have just five pairs of knickers in your luggage, Mademoiselle?"

"That is right, Monsieur. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. And then of course, there is the weekend!"

"I see!" said the officer, with a wink.

Finally the third young lady, who came from the north of England, opened her case.

"What’s this?" said the surprised officer. "Twelve pairs of knickers?"

"Aye, lad! January, February, March, April, …."

[starone]

Tee- hee, excellent - not heard before.

[Psybbo]

LOL

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Jemisa]

good 'un. :)

jem

[Sqad]

Didn't think that she would have ANY knickers in her bag...........LOL

[tonyav]

They were in my glove box, sqad lol.

[Sqad]

tony....LOL

It is a HUGE turn on for some husbands to go out with their wives, the wives having no knickers on............so my research has led me to believe.

[tonyav]

I have done some similar research, sqad and the outcome was the same as yours lol.

[DTCwordfan]

We had a girl at Uni who had 31 pairs of knickers - we discovered this on a raid on one of women's Halls when they were having a formal dinner and we had a go at creating the biggest laundry line from the 2nd floor of the building, a crescent shaped Georgian building.

Yes, prized possessions included copies of the masterkeys to each women's Hall.

[DTCwordfan]

and Tony/Sqad, that is a hard one to believe.

[tonyav]

What were you studying DT lol, or was it purely for research purposes. !

[JonnyBoy12]

A very good chat up line for you ladies is to say:

"You can't get into my knickers, I am not wearing any"!