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Good Time Girl

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my path. She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looked at me & said, "Colin, I just got home, & I am so happy! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, & make love all night long! Are you busy to-night?”

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
20:06 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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cupid04
Did you watch Lassie come home, together?
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lol
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lol
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LOL
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Tee- hee - lol
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