Church bells...

Church Bells ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to see her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we worked out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that bl00dy ice cream van hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
23:18 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
 
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The old ones are the best !
Lol jem it was a fire engine when I first heard it in 1964
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MickMac~~~~~~~ Me too. How time changes all. :)

jem
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Ooops! MagicMick.

Sorry.

jem
No probs jem keep the jokes comeing
Oh dear coming sorry
yes and old one, and it was a fire engine!! But still a good revival lol x
I heard he was okay until it struck twelve!
LOL
Oldie but goodie

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