Tell it like it is !

[madiba]

Halfway through my shift at Boots yesterday, a middle aged guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife.
Naturally, I had a little peek at them as I handed them over. "Would you like the negatives?" I asked.
"Yes please," he said sheepishly.
I said, "Okay then, your wife's got saggy boobs a
fat backside and she should maybe think about giving the front bum a decent trim 

[tonyav]

Big LOL.

[magicmick]

They sound like an advert for a panto Puss In Boots

[tonyav]

Another LOL.

[tenrec]

Ha ha!

[JonnyBoy12]

What did Snow White say after her films were lost at the chemists?

"Some day my prints will come"!

[magicmick]

More lol. Anymore panto jokes? See what you started madiba

[magicmick]

Statistics say six out of seven dwarfs are not grumpy

[JonnyBoy12]

All the dwarves were in the bath together and they were all feeling happy!

So Happy got out!

[askyourgran]

Yes but all the dwarves all sat in the bath feeling Happy.

[magicmick]

If Happy got out he must have been feeling bashful

[bibblebub]

some of these jokes are not suitable for miners

[JonnyBoy12]

Some of this spellling is not suitable for the Answerbank either.

Signed

The Spelling Police.

[askyourgran]

You mean the miners wouldn't dig them?

[magicmick]

Lol that was a gem bibble

[marval]

Good jokes going on.

Who's that little girl who wears a red cape and goes round shouting 'knickers' at the Big Bad Wolf?

That's Little Rude Riding Hood!

[RATTER15]

I ran into the back of a car yesterday at the roundabout, this little dwarf got out of the crumpled car and shouted "I'm not happy" I replied, "so which one are you?"

[coffeeboy]

Snow White thought 7up was a drink until
She met the dwarfs.