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[marval]

Folks were having a drink at a local pub when this majestic looking, immaculately dressed man walked in with two men who appeared to be his body guards.

He shouted, "Smile everyone. When I smile everybody smiles," as he walked to his seat.

He told all the revellers to get any kind of beer they wished without limiting the quantity.

People rushed to the counter for their free beers.

The man again shouted, "Yes! Drink and be happy. When I drink everybody drinks!" Great joy filled the pub.

Finally, the man who had brightened the evening finished the one beer he had got for himself.

He walked to the bar man and paid him just for the one beer and turned to walk away.

"What of the rest?" the bar man asked.

The man turned as he reached the door.

"What of the rest? When I pay, everybody pays!" and out he went.

[magicmick]

I know a pub in Bolton he would need more than two body guards lol

[starone]

Teee hee - not heard that one before.

[zebo]

Magicmick, give us a clue! I used to love picking my daughter up from her bar job on Bradshawgate, like driving in Beirut.

[magicmick]

It begins with G on Gt Moor St