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"My stomach has been bothering me, Doctor," complained the patient.

"What have you been eating?" asked the doctor.

"That's easy. I only eat pool balls."

"Pool balls?" said the astonished doctor. "Maybe that's the trouble.

What kind do you eat?"

"All kinds," replied the man, "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue ones for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner."

"I see the problem," said the doctor. "You haven't been getting any greens."
18:21 Sat 28th Jul 2012
 
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good grief, marval.

you are on form today --- very good.
did he come out in spots?
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No spots I think, but every time he tried to see the doctor he got told to go to the end of the cue.
Groan
NHS doctor i hope.
if he went private - he would end up out of 'pocket'
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HaHa Excel
Well at least he wasn't snookered
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Good one Sibton
he just needed a rest and chalked it up to experience
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The joke answers are coming thick and fast
well that cushioned the blow.
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I shall have to frame all the answers
Screw it, I'm taking a break. Top that if you can and don't slate me off while I'm gone.
I think that this is your cue to post another joke.

Very funny, although I have heard it before.
Just latched on to this thread marval I see you are the "butt" of the jokes again
well i'm all out .... think i'll take a 'rest'
Sorry bibble not marval you can claim a foul on that one
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I am sure I am often the butt of jokes.
I was told that joke years ago by a Russian snooker player...Innoff Red.....

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