SPAGHETTI....

[magicmick]

For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

On night, she confided in him she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or marriage, he told her he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy and secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy he would provide support untill the child was 18.

She agreed but asked how he would know when the child was born.

To keep it discreet he told her to send a postcard with the word spaghetti on then he would arrange for the support to start.

One day about nine months later he came home to find a confused wife.

"Honey" she said " you received a very strange postcard today".

"Oh just give it to me I will explain it later" the wife gave him the postcard and watched as her husband read the card, he turned white and fainted.

On the card was written.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.

Three with meat balls two without.

Send extra sauce.

[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[Jemisa]

Yes! O but G. :)

Jem