Spiritualism...

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car crash.

True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the séance, she called out, "John, John, this is Margie. Do you hear me?" A ghostly voice answered her,

"Yes Margie, this is John. I can hear you." Margie tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?" "It's great. There are blue skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time, the grass is so green and the cows have such beautiful eyes."
"What do you do all day?" she asked "Well, Margiea, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m."

Margiea was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven, my love." "Well, then, where are you?"

"I'm a bull in Cornwall.
12:33 Sat 28th Jul 2012
 
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LOL, very good Jem.
Mmmm.... but if he's been reincarnated then how can he be contacted via a medium ? And do bulls that managed to escape castration manage to reach breeding age in 30 days ? I think I'd have reservations about the 'medium'.
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OG. Shuddup! Its a joke, DOH!!

jem :)
Yes, but jokes need to be consistent or one gets one's attention drawn to the problems rather than the humour.
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O G ahhh! you poor thing, I hope you feel better soon.

jem
Lol jem I have one like that but it was a rabbit

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