A QUICK ONE...

> A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
> Husband stalking around with a fly swatter
>
> "What are you doing?"
> She asked.
>
> "Hunting Flies"
> He responded.
>
> "Oh. ! Killing any?"
> She asked.
>
> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.*
>
>
>
> Intrigued, she asked.
> "How can you tell them apart?"
> He responded,
> "3 were on a beer can,
> 2 were on the phone.*****
>
12:00 Sat 28th Jul 2012
 
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Lol. Nice one, cailín deas.
I like it, very good.

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