Please Circulate

[marval]

Please circulate this message around your office, and make sure everyone takes part this Friday.

The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this Friday at 15:00 hours.

It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman.

Therefore, at 15:00 hours this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands.

This is the best way to show our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us, so anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist, denounced to the world and shot.

[craft1948]

Reported as sexist....................give the ladies the beer.

[tenrec]

I wish I had to go to the office this Friday!

[Nibble]

Stop watch is running for timing s-d arrival (hopefully not naked) ;)

[excelsior-1]

i'm in.

a few at my place of work would look good nekkid

[Baldric]

Lol,...............but

I'm a one man office/company

bu99er!

[dustypuss]

I wish I had a office :-(

[JonnyBoy12]

I am up for this plan. Anyone against this must be a terrorist.

[starone]

Everyone is in agreement here. (Except me and it's too late for me) Good joke though made me laugh.

[sunny-dave]

Someone called?

[askyourgran]

'Boom'.

[queenofmean]

can I be excused from this as I may take someone's eye out

[askyourgran]

What with Queenie?

[nungate]

Her battery has just died she's gone to power up her laptop Gran. I think she's like to be excused from running nude around the place where she works. Three very good reasons. First she works with children and second and third - she could take someone's eye out!
signed
her mum ;-)

[askyourgran]

Lol nungate, I have to say I wouldn't run naked nowadays, no office to run through anyway now I've retired, hope she enjoys it on here.

[SpikeyBush]

Not a good idea. I work with a fairly fat bloke who usually has flies buzzing round him. My only interaction with fit crack comes at lunchtime when I go to town or at weekends when I get back to the trouble & strife, and then she makes me clear the dog's turds from the garden before I even get a cup of tea.

[queenofmean]

I also have prior commitments on Friday as well you know Nungate

[nungate]

Heck! I'd forgotten about Friday! It's only her birthday!! I suppose I bettter go and buy her a card....................

[askyourgran]

Life is a bitch spikey, poor you get a can of flyspray and put some Sure deoderant on his desk. And buy the other half a poop scoop and some plastic bags.

Lol Nungate, that'll show you.

[nungate]

I know, I can't believe I forgot all about it - she's even having the day off work! I think her dad and I are expected to take her out for lunch - she's even picked the restaurant so I doubt a trip to the cinema and lunch at Frankie and Benny's is out.........................ah those were the days!

[askyourgran]

Hope you enjoy the day with her. They fly by.