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My wife......

My wife told me to go out and come back with something that would make her look sexy, so I came back p*ssed!
12:11 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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tonyav
A bit of an oldie that one smow, still a gud un though.
12:16 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Smowball
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I know, I have a friend that keeps emailing me them, she must have hundreds!
12:19 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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tonyav
Keep em coming smow.
12:20 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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marval
lol
14:43 Mon 16th Jul 2012

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