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A policeman.....

A policeman came to my front door last night, holding a photo of my wife.

Is this your wife,sir?" he asked. Shocked I said "Yes".
" I'm afraid it looks as though she has been hit by a bus" he said.
" I know, but she's good with the kids......." : )
08:51 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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tonyav
LOL, Very good smow.
08:53 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Smowball
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lol, morning Tony : )
08:54 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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tonyav
Morning smow.
08:57 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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JonnyBoy12
Very un-P.C. and very very funny.

Have you any more like this?
11:14 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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marval
lol
14:43 Mon 16th Jul 2012

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