Some of the lesser known phobias
"Hey, this is a nude beach. I ain't getting in that cold water!" - Shrinkaphobia
"He's coming straight for us -- with his left turn signal on!" -
Oldfartophobia
"You have to push 'Start' to turn the damn computer off?!" -
Windophobia
"No! Don't call the plumber!" -
Buttcrackaphobia
"No, I don't want to watch 'Friends'. That blonde chick freaks me out." - Phoebephobia
"Um, Doctor, why are you putting on that rubber glove?" -
Probeophobia
"You're busy Saturday? Well, how about next weekend then?" - Rentanotherpornophobia
"I can't use that doorknob." -
Inoroutophobia
"I can't tell a lie" -
Pinocchiophobia
"I don't want to make the tea." -
Brewaphobia
"I hope I don't fall down and hurt myself."
Ouchophobia
15:09 Sun 15th Jul 2012