Have a nut.

[bookbinder]

There was a knock at elderly Mrs. Grimshaw's front door. It was her also-elderly neighbour, Mrs. Trolley, who had called round for a chat. "Come in," said Mrs. Grimshaw, and they both sat in comfortable chairs in the living room. After a bit of chat, Mrs. Grimshaw pushed a dish of almonds across the table, and said, "Help yourself to an almond." "Thank you," said Mrs. Trolley, and crunched happily on an almond. She took another one, and said, "Very nice. Been treating yourself, have you?" Mrs. Grimshaw replied, "No. My daughter brought them, but I don't really like almonds, so when I've sucked the chocolate off them, I put them in this dish."

[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[excelsior-1]

yeuk yeuk.

bet she took her teeth out to do it aswell