Unlucky or what..................

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio . The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.

"Let me guess...












Smallcox
18:54 Thu 12th Jul 2012
 
Best Answer


No best answer has yet been selected by craft1948. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.

1 to 5 of 5

This posted the other day crafty. lol
Question Author
Bugger..............I checked as well :-(
LOL.
Never mind, it still makes me smile.
That's two people in the last few days with smallcox.

1 to 5 of 5

Related Questions

Was that not unlucky for Simon to have intruder just when BGT was starting .
If you could, or have, named a house what reason would you give for the name you have chosen. They say it is unlucky to re-name a house, so I have never been able to chose my own house name (most have...
If you could, or have, named a house what reason would you give for the name you have chosen. They say it is unlucky to re-name a house, so I have never been able to chose my own house name (most have...
or is it just a myth bandied around by my mother to get out of housework for a day? and if it really is true, what about tumble drying? what about folding already dried washing?
Ok i am new to this site as to this upcoming court case. I will start from the beginning and try and keep it as brief as possible. On the 27th feb this year my partner and i went out to celebrate the...

Latest posts