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[madiba]

WHY DO farmers always put their gates right next to the muddiest parts of the field?

[bessie1916]

I think it so they can be outstanding in their field

[tenrec]

For the same reason Jesus was born at the busiest shopping time of the year.

[madiba]

TENREC Please don't be taken in by those "Shop early for Christmas campaigns"
I shopped 12 months earlier last year and believe me the shops were just as crowded !

[Flyhalf]

Something like this:
Cossacks going through a village are impressed by one villager's marksmanship when they see his fence pockmarked with targets, all hit dead centre.
No one told them the bullet holes were there first!

[tenrec]

LOL madiba!

[ludwig]

// I shopped 12 months earlier last year and believe me the shops were just as crowded ! //

Allow 24 months next time.

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, you're all bonkers. Fact - you heard it here first.