The Old Lady...

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my deck chair in my garden, on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up behind me h and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he really was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: Bloody Hell No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, just "Take me, young man, take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: f**k me?, No. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"

And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!
14:55 Thu 28th Jun 2012
 
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They say the old un's are the best but I'm not so sure Jem.
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Mmmm! I hear what you're saying moony... But when you're our age they're all oldies.

jem
Lol Jem I know what you mean.
Well, it made me smile jem.
Tee-hee. that was very good.

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