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Lord of the flies

A woman walks into the living room where her husband is busy killing flies with a swatter, "any luck?" she asks.

"A bit" he replies, "I've killed three males and two females."

Intrigued, she asks how he could possibly know their sex.

"Easy" he responds, "three were on my beer can and the other two were on the phone."
17:52 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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shooty
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17:53 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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marval
TeeHee
17:55 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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Sir Alec
I would be on the beer can, I hate phones!
17:56 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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tenrec
Good 'un.
18:48 Mon 25th Jun 2012

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