Great Steaks

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before.

A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of the restaurant.

After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious, gigantic steaks.

To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the
smallest steaks they’d ever seen.

“Now see here,” the very embarrassed guy said to the waiter.

“Yesterday, when I came down here you served me a big, juicy steak.

Today, though, when I have my friends with me, you serve tiny steaks!

What is the meaning of this?”

“Well, sir,” replied the waiter, “yesterday you were sitting by the
window.”
21:45 Wed 20th Jun 2012
 
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I reckon I've missed something here, even tho he's now sat in the back it's just not funny
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Well, pizza and sibton, I laughed and thought it was funny.
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