Howlers

[robert551069]

Howlers by Schoolchildren.
1.Q. To change centimetres to metres you....?
A. Delete the metres.
2.Q. Define intensive farming.
A. When the farmer never takes a day off.
3.Q. Describe the shape and structure of The Milky Way.
A.It a delicious chocolate block.
4.Q.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom.
5.Q. Name the smaller rivers of the Nile.
A. Juveniles.
6.Q. Give a brief explanation of the term "hard water".
A. Ice
The above howlers are taken from the books by Richard Benson

[Old_Geezer]

Delete the "centi", surely ?
The other answers are either right or a good guess.

[robert551069]

Correction to my Howlers post.
The answer should read "Delete the centi"
Thank you Old_Geezer for pointing out my palpable error.

[zebo]

All of which are correct, except maybe No 5, they just aren't the answers wanted! See them all the time marking exam papers, often a sign of frustration.