My girlfriend took me by the hand and led me down to the games room...

[joeluke]

She got on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.

She lifted her skirt and I saw she wasn't wearing any knickers.

She said, "Pink or brown. Take your pick."

I said, "How the f**k can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"

[marval]

HaHa

[ELVIS68]

That's a Blue joke

[sunny-dave]

... I think we're safe as long as the red flag isn't flying

[DTCwordfan]

Is she anally retentive?