The Pub Bet...

[Jemisa]

Two blokes were in a pub , and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed some bloke on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you £10 if he'll jump," said the first blpke. "Bet you £10 he doesn't said the second bloke Then, the Nut on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second bloke hands the first one the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first bloke. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second . "I saw the five o'clock news too.
I just didn't think the stupid nut was dumb enough to jump again!"

[marval]

lol

[zebo]

As a child, I could never understand how the 22 men who'd played a football match in the afternoon knew exacly what to do at night on Match of the Day!

[Kiki-frog]

Good joke, Jem, but not half as funny as zebo's comment!