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A man is...

A man is making love to his wife when he asks her: ''Can you moan
a bit to get more excited?'' 'Ok,' she agrees. 'You haven't fixed
the dripping tap, the garden fence needs repairing, there's a hole
in the carpet.........
01:17 Thu 31st May 2012
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missprim
Sounds about right.
01:18 Thu 31st May 2012
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wildwood
Cupid, it is not nice make jokes about me and the missus here!
05:35 Thu 31st May 2012
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marval
lol
17:54 Thu 31st May 2012

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