The Check up...

[Jemisa]

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital clinic . The husband is there for a check up, The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, a sperm sample and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor shouts it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, A SPERM SAMPLE AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old man turns to his wife and says, "What did he say"?
She said "He wants a pair of your underpants!!"

[missprim]

Oh gross.

[wildwood]

Uughk