Who did it?

[marval]

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

"Dear friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback.

But I swear by one way or another, I'm going to kill whoever put novocaine in the condom!"

[missprim]

I thought that was quite funny marval.

[marval]

Thank you missprim

[Jemisa]

I liked it marval,
I bet he didn't lol.

jem

[marval]

I bet he didn't jem

[wildwood]

I shouldn't laugh at this... but it is funny so lol lol lol.

[cupid04]

I just had to ask mr.cupid what novocaine was? He told me it's what you get
at the dentist. Why was there mouth rinse in the condom?

[marval]

It is used to numb things cupid, (like your mouth at the dentist) so he couldn't feel anything while he made love.