Read this one today

[quinie]

One night a couple were wakened by someone hammering on their door.The man got up,opened the door and there in the pouring rain stood a very drunk man "Could you give me a push?"
The man refused in no uncertain terms,slammed the door shut and went back to bed.When he told his wife what had happened she said,"You should be ashamed of yourself.Remember the time when two young men helped us when we were in trouble?" Her husband sighed, got up went out in the still pouring rain and shouted,"Do you still want a push?" "Yes,please,I'm over here on the swing!"

[askyourgran]

Lol I like that one quinie.

[chaptazbru]

Me too ...

[Psybbo]

lol

[starone]

tee-hee, very good.

[marval]

Seen it before, still funny though