starone

Out of the mouths of babes. . . .

A few examples of what children write -

History

In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.
Sometime in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps.

Religious studies

I asked my mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at skool. I don't know any old men apart from grandpa.
A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that its roof is doomed.

Holidays

On ar activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores, but Mum said they were to ekspensiv.

Maths

I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.
If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel.
The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay.

The Arts

In last years Christmas concert Linzi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.

Geography

The closet town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train or you can go on a fairy.

Well, I liked them!

11:26 Fri 18th May 2012

Blonde goes to heaven he's only been at it again !!

chelle7272	Best Answer haha! When I was little my parents used to point out the ferries to me from the seafront, and i was sure for years they were saying fairies and just used to play along with them and not admit i couldn't see any fairies.....
11:30 Fri 18th May 2012 Go To Best Answer

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excelsior-1

made me laugh.
thanks for sharing.

chelle7272

haha!
When I was little my parents used to point out the ferries to me from the seafront, and i was sure for years they were saying fairies and just used to play along with them and not admit i couldn't see any fairies.....

sigma

Reminded me of hearing about a bisexual shed and a stimulated fur coat

marval

I liked them too star, very funny.

zebo

I could never understand the hymn "There is a green hill far away without a city wall", because a green hill didn't need to have a city wall, did it?

Flyhalf

I used to wonder how you could take a boat over the sea to sky.

starone

Question Author

Without in this case meant outside zebo (gods why do I have to be so boring).
Wish those adverts would stop moving. They're making my eyes go funny, or maybe it's my brain.