A woman scorned........

The husband lay dying. The wife was by his bedside, he said in a tired voice,"there's something I must confess."

"Shhh", said the wife, "there's nothing to confess, everything's alright."

"No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mum!"

"I know," she whispered, "that's why I poisoned you, you b@stard."
23:39 Thu 17th May 2012
 
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I did this one on the 15th April (not long enough ago to be forgotten).
A bit like the woman thrice widowed, Elvis.

The first two died of mushroom poisoning and the third from a fractured skull.

(He wouldn't eat the mushrooms ...)
Love in 'em.
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