This will probably get pulled but

[mike11111]

what the hell!

An Arab sheikh gets into a taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio, saying, "In my religion it is forbidden to listen to music on the radio, for in the time of the Prophet there were no radios."

The driver politely turns off the radio then stops the car and opens the passenger door.

"What are you doing?" asks the sheikh.

The driver replies, "In the time of the Prophet there were no taxis. Now f*** off and wait for a camel!"

[anneasquith]

naughty mike :)

[douglas9401]

Probably shouldn't but mustapha laugh.

[AB Editor]

You're such a rebel.

I think you've misunderstood what gets pulled on this site.

[Frank97]

:-)

[slinky.kate]

he he (trying not to laugh)

[douglas9401]

Ooerr Ed! :)

[AB Editor]

I did chuckle the first time I heard it!

Not trying to be a spoilsport, but it seem many mistake "talking about a someone who might not be white" as the same thing as "racist" - and THEN they pretend they're the last bastion of free speech and common sense by posting a ridiculous title like that :)

[AB Editor]

Better title suggestions:

Sheik rattle and roll
Sheik and bake

[murraymints]

do the sheik and vac..get the frehness back ??

[AB Editor]

This is the kind of comedy gold we should expect ^^^

[murraymints]

Ed..you suggesting I am ancient/gold/old ????..I may flounce....!! hee hee

[AB Editor]

You're not as old as some of Mike1111's jokes!

[MarkRae]

Jokes? Where...?

[McMouse]

The Sheikh should have been on the carpet.

[AB Editor]

:)

[douglas9401]

Gawd, I'm Wilton

[mike11111]

Unfortunately I am unable to cater for the grim Calvinistic Caledonian mindset.

[anneasquith]

im totally axeminstered !

[mike11111]

Oh (Cyril) Lord! Anyone remember that advert?

[tamborine]

Ed's got the hump