Excuse Me

[marval]

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"

"Of course my child, what can I do for you?"

"Here is the problem; I bought myself a new sophisticated hair
remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money.

I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they
will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under
your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot
lie."

"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask
you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my
son”, he replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the
sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument
designed for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said "Go ahead Father.
Next!"

[starone]

tee-hee - I like it. Very funny.

[flump1]

lol marvel

[mike11111]

Slightly off thread, that reminds me of the late conductor Sir Thomas Beecham who, in reproving a lady cellist for her playing remarked:
"Madam, you have between your legs the most marvellous of God's gift to mankind and all you can do is sit there and scratch it."

[marval]

Yes, I love that quote Mike

[Jemisa]

lol

jem