After 60 ...

Of Retired People!



From the British Association Of Retired People

Questions and Answers

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: In a bookshop under "Fiction'

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through the menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can build a shed.

When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for their spectacles?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique markets?
A: "'kin 'ell, I remember this lot!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humour, RIGHT?
22:20 Fri 04th May 2012
 
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lol. Great jem. I see you have a lot of competition. You will have to be pretty sharp to stay at the top.
i can relate to a lot on the list, funny though.
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lol, good one
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