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A 97 year old man goes into his doctor's office.

"Doc, I want my sex drive lowered."

"Sir", replied the doctor, "You're 97. Don't you think you're 'sex drive' is all in your head?"

"You're absolutely right it is!" replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered!"
18:36 Fri 04th May 2012
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Jemisa
O but G.

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22:30 Fri 04th May 2012
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tenrec
Ha ha!
22:32 Fri 04th May 2012
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starone
lol - very good.
00:25 Sat 05th May 2012
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baza
like it,
00:29 Sat 05th May 2012
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