Tax Returns

This was on Phrases, but seeing I've tried to take out the spaces and make it look better, thought I'd put it here too!!!

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return...

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.

He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What's your occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."
15:07 Fri 04th May 2012
 
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lol
Lol I like that!
Lovin 'em
LOL good one!
whatever it was, nibble, that thread's gone now!
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Sorry Nibble! As a matter of curiosity, do people actually trawl old submissions to look for repeats or is there a quick way of doing it? Not meant to sound sarky, just curious!
Good 'un Zebo.

jem

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