Pope's Visit...

[Jemisa]

All Ages .....


While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three sinners.
The first person to come up was O.J. Simpson. The Pope asked, “What is your sin?”

“I stabbed two people to death.”

The Pope replied, “Kneel down. I’ll bless you and grant you absolution.”

Next in line was Bill Clinton. “What was your sin, son?”

“I cheated on my wife.” The Philanderer in Chief replied.

“Kneel down, my son. I’ll bless you and grant you absolution.”

A third person came up and the Pope asked, “What is your name?”

“Monica Lewinsky.”

The Pope stroked his chin. “Hmmmm. Perhaps you should remain standing.”


(an oldie but a goodie)

[ummmm]

Wasn't OJ found innocent?

[andrew1707]

Perhaps when OJ makes his confession he tells the truth........


and lets not forget he was found guilty of wrongful death by the civil court.

[starone]

Anything goes in a joke ummmm. I think everyone knows OJ was guilty. It was because of his celebrity status he was deemed innocent.
Funnily enough, although it is probably an oldie, jem, I hadn't seen it before. lol

[Jemisa]

Ummmm, its a joke... Pretend Doh!!

And Starbi has put it beautifully. Thanks Starbi.

jem