Pope's Visit...

All Ages .....


While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three sinners.
The first person to come up was O.J. Simpson. The Pope asked, “What is your sin?”

“I stabbed two people to death.”

The Pope replied, “Kneel down. I’ll bless you and grant you absolution.”

Next in line was Bill Clinton. “What was your sin, son?”

“I cheated on my wife.” The Philanderer in Chief replied.

“Kneel down, my son. I’ll bless you and grant you absolution.”

A third person came up and the Pope asked, “What is your name?”

“Monica Lewinsky.”

The Pope stroked his chin. “Hmmmm. Perhaps you should remain standing.”


(an oldie but a goodie)
23:35 Thu 03rd May 2012
 
Avatar Image
Starbuckone
Best Answer
Anything goes in a joke ummmm. I think everyone knows OJ was guilty. It was because of his celebrity status he was deemed innocent.
Funnily enough, although it is probably an oldie, jem, I hadn't seen it before. lol
09:33 Fri 04th May 2012 Go To Best Answer

1 to 4 of 4

Wasn't OJ found innocent?
Perhaps when OJ makes his confession he tells the truth........


and lets not forget he was found guilty of wrongful death by the civil court.
Anything goes in a joke ummmm. I think everyone knows OJ was guilty. It was because of his celebrity status he was deemed innocent.
Funnily enough, although it is probably an oldie, jem, I hadn't seen it before. lol
Question Author
Ummmm, its a joke... Pretend Doh!!

And Starbi has put it beautifully. Thanks Starbi.

jem

1 to 4 of 4

Related Questions

As it's Cheltenham week and one or two ABer's have had a flutter, it might be worth taking a look elsewhere if your nag's are letting you down. At present on paddypower.com you can get 16/1 on Pope...
A convent was going to receive a visit by the Pope, so the mother superior wanted to get the place spruced up. She assigned two nuns to repaint the guest bedroom. "Do a good job," she ordered, "and...
This bloke had one ambition in life and that was to meet the Pope. To his amazement, he reads in his local paper that the Pope is to make a 2-day visit to his home town. So off he goes to Burton's and...
The British government funded the pope's visit to the UK. to the tune of £1.85 million with money taken from the foreign aid budget. Would this money have been better spent providing clean...
That's not he full cost either, ok it's small beer in the scheme of things but when we face years of austerity shold be be shelling out for a visit by the leader of another branch of the wonderful...

Latest posts