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Another blonde joke.

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident" The Blonde starts sobbing "Thats horrible!! So many men dying like that!" After a few minutes,the Blonde,still sobbing,says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
20:17 Tue 01st May 2012
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maggiebee
LOL - thankfully I'm brunette!
20:40 Tue 01st May 2012
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tenrec
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I used to be before the silver fox look descended!
20:40 Tue 01st May 2012
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maggiebee
In my mid 60s tenrec and still dark - one or two silvers starting to creep in though.
20:42 Tue 01st May 2012
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tenrec
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My mum is 89 and she has more brown hair than me! I must have had a hard life!!
20:43 Tue 01st May 2012
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zebo
Sounds a bit like my brother who asked Dad, Where's random? They always go there to make a draw. Puzzled Pa, then brother said The winner is drawn at random. He was only 6 or 7 though.
My Mother once commented that the horse Bar seemed to run in a lot of races.
No, not even Essex as an excuse
22:39 Tue 01st May 2012
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Jemisa
I like it...

jem
23:48 Tue 01st May 2012

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