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Circle Of Life

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
18:14 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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vivandorron
Very humorous...but very true. Certainly made me smile.

Looks as if the only success that I can look forward to is the finally listed item.!!

Ron.
19:09 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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JonnyBoy12
Either that or a sleep for a very long time, Ron!
20:37 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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Joanne130
I like it... according to this mantra i'm successful wooo hooo!
20:39 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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RATTER15
lol
20:40 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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shooty
lol : )
20:41 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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owdhamer
I am 67 and success is staying alive
20:46 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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starone
How true, how true - especially as I have gone through all stages.
22:47 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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missprim
It appears I haven't been very successful for the past 30 yrs :-(
00:34 Sun 29th Apr 2012

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