Who was God?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother
was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:



1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food



2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it


3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still
work to do
13:38 Sat 28th Apr 2012
 
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Love it - very clever.
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