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The Rescue

MY LITTLE DOG FELL INTO THE RIVER AND COULD NOT GET OUT BECAUSE THE BANKS WERE TOO HIGH.

I STOOD THERE HELPLESS AS I CANNOT NOT SWIM WHEN A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.

UPON GETTING BACK ON LAND, HE CHECKED MY PUPPY OUT AND TOLD ME, "ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."

BECAUSE OF HIS SELFLESS HEROIC ACT I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"


HE REPLIED, "VET? I'M FU*#ING SOAKED!"
09:07 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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cupid04		Best Answer
Brilliant. Reminds me of an old 'only fools and horses' episode with Uncle
Albert trying to translate and saying vot is yor name?
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Vot vos his name :-)
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marval
Velly gut
17:45 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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cupid04
Brilliant. Reminds me of an old 'only fools and horses' episode with Uncle
Albert trying to translate and saying vot is yor name?
17:48 Sat 28th Apr 2012

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