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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Harry" she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis...fifty times"
23:20 Thu 26th Apr 2012
 
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missprim
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Love it Jem not heard it before so will pass it on.
00:19 Fri 27th Apr 2012 Go To Best Answer

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lol
Love it Jem not heard it before so will pass it on.
I Have heard it before and the last line was '300 times'

Maybe he was a bit older!!!!!!
Lovely!

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